what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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