do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
I only gave you my number because I thought fat people were jolly
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
