Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I just want nice things and good sex
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
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