Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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