I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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