I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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