My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I skipped work to stalk him.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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