You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I came so hard my ears popped.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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