I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You were trust falling into bushes
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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