How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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