If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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