You surviving the open bar?
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lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
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