i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
as a side note pls kill me
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize