BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I stole a fireplace last night.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Help. Why am I so naked?
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