Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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