Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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