It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Randomize
