how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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