I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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