btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
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