it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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