Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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