belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
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