ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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