Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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