she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Randomize
