so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I can't remember if the bartender cut you off after you broke your glass or after you wished the bar a happy winter solstice during your karaoke number.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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