Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
Randomize
