Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
"it" just moved
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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