He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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