im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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