How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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