I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
do you remember the combo for the lock to my pants?
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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