i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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