doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
It's one of those days where you order the free Papa John's pizza so the delivery guy can bring you Coke to go with your rum. The tip was more than the order.
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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