Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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