Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
You ruined the universe
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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