I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
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