i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
Randomize