no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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