oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
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