i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Ladies don't puke and tell
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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