He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
