**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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