We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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