Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
I want to have your abortion
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I can't live in this building much longer. People are starting to figure out that it's me making the weird sex noises.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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