im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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