She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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