i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My hangover didn't kick in until like 4pm so I found myself puking in the middle of Times Square. During rush hour. In a three piece suit. A spongebob came by and patted me on the back.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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