: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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