Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
While looking for an apartment, I've realized that the way I rate balconies is on the "how easy would it be to smoke weed here" scale.
What other scale is there?
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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