Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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