did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Taking the airport shuttle drunk should not happen this often in my life.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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